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"Whoah, look at that shine on my forehead!"
"I can Photoshop that out for you"
"Nah, I'm comfortable with who I am"
"What? Do I really have such a big bald spot on the back of my head?!?"
"I can Photoshop that out for you"
"Nah, I'm comfortable with who I am"
"What? Do I really have such a big bald spot on the back of my head?!?"

Unnghh! I hate looking at photos of myself! It makes me so . . . paranoid.
Yeah, the first time I saw how little hair I had in the back it was really shocking. Oh well. Fortunately I too overcompensate via beard.
I think that’s how it goes, Shaun. The hair moves from the top of your head to your beard, resulting in one spectacular specimen.