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"You bought a new toilet brush!!!"
"-Hey, how come that got a better reaction than when I bought you flowers?"
"No it didn't"
"You DID sound more surprised"
"That's true"
"But really, a new toilet brush is more exciting than flowers"
"-Hey, how come that got a better reaction than when I bought you flowers?"
"No it didn't"
"You DID sound more surprised"
"That's true"
"But really, a new toilet brush is more exciting than flowers"

A bouquet of toilet brushes would just send her over the edge.
This might be my favorite comment ever.
Business idea; Toilet Brushes, that look like flowers and give off nice scents. Call it the “Daisy Scrubber”.
You make it, I’ll draw the illustrations.