I’ve always felt a bit odd when I buy food and toilet paper at the same time.
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Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm going to do.
Oh, you know. I'm going to go home, eat all this food, and I'm going to poop on this here toilet paper.
That's right.
On each and every square.
Oh, you know. I'm going to go home, eat all this food, and I'm going to poop on this here toilet paper.
That's right.
On each and every square.

Definitly love your poop stories!
Yay, I’m so glad! They are some of my favorites!
Yeah, I definitely appreciate seeing that other people have the same neuroses about buying toilet paper as I do. Although as someone who spent a fair amount of time as a cashier I can certainly confirm that few cashiers really give a poo (har har).
Yay for neuroses! Their jadedness will never help me feel anything but shame.
Wait, so you poop directly onto the toilet paper? Have I been doing something wrong all this time?
I’m not going to get into another debate about poop semantics with you.
Awesome comic.
Is your toilet paper really called “toilet dream”?
Sadly, no. I would buy it exclusively if existed.
@Michael I was going to ask the same thing and was wondering if I had to order over seas to order such awesomeness.
While googling for the existence of such an item, look and see what I found:
http://www.complex.com/tech/2012/07/hands-free-toilet-paper-dispenser-is-germaphobes-dream.
I’m not sure anyone can make poop as funny as you.