The problem isn’t that I hate naps so much as I really hate waking up from them. 20 minute head-on-desk naps are fine. I’ve been known to stretch one of those out to an hour, but they really aren’t comfortable. When there’s a bed or couch involved, however, I’m utterly helpless. Naps, bah! Fuck those guys!

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