Sometimes I wish there was a licensing procedure for shaving so someone could take mine away. It’s got something to do with the ridiculous prices of razor cartridges and my inherent cheapness, but more often than not I walk away from a shave looking like an accident victim. For some reason I always cut myself in one particular place, as seen in this comic. What’s odd, however, is that it’s nowhere near any stubble. Perhaps it’s distortion in the mirror, but it always looks like that spot is the beard region, but it’s not, it’s all the way over on the side of my neck.Hopefully the alum bar I ordered should be here soon, but really, I doubt it can make up for how much I suck at shaving. Maybe it’s time to embrace the neck beard…